While in Canada my vocabulary has somewhat been influenced by my fellow Vanguardians. Here is a dictionary of common words used in our everyday vocabulary.

Chach- (adj, noun) a negative or positive description of anything.

You are such a chach face. That tastes like chach.

Shh- (noun, interjection) An abbreviation of the S-word. Not to be confused with telling someone to be quiet.

I love this shh.

Eff- (interjection) An exclamation generally used in a negative context.

Eff this shh.

Dime Piece- (noun) A very attractive individual.

She is a dime piece.

Actually- (adverb) as an actual or existing fact; really. Canadians tend to overuse this word in many situations.

This is actually so cool.

Gong Show- (noun) This word is used to describe a chaotic or amusing situation.

That presentation was such a gong show.

Eh- (interjection) an interrogative utterance, usually expressing surprise or doubt or
seeking confirmation. Similar to "huh?"

This is such a gong show, eh?

Peach Blank- (noun) just another name for Orange Pekoe tea often used as a selling point for getting Canadians to hang out with you.

You guys want to come over? I have Peach Blank.

Chocolate Chach- (noun) another type of tea called Chocolate Chai that we are famous for supplying here at 1211-101 street.

Do you want sugar or honey in your Chocolate Chach?

Frig- (interjection) used as an expletive to express anger, annoyance, disgust,etc.

Frig, that test was actually so hard.

If you ever feel like impressing a Canadian use these words as much as possible in a conversation.



4 Comments

  1. Keep in mind, Abby, that I, as a Canadian, haven't heard chach, shh, dime piece, peach blank, or chocolate chach until this year at Vanguard. Keep that in mind.

    Kent

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  2. Haha oh Kent. It is such a joke. Obviously not all Canadians say this shh.

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  3. I just want to say that the words that Kent pointed is Brocks vocab, I have never heard those words either.

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  4. SILLY INFIDEL heres a word americans dont know how to pronounce "Economics" as in your economy blows shh... just messin chach face ahahaha

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